hughtoonsurn:uuid:2be2b75b-6adf-3dfe-bca8-4903e119042f2025-02-23T00:00:00Zhigh art2025-02-23T00:00:00Zurn:uuid:ac627bd9-48ee-3f30-8729-864efc5d9d51<style>
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</style><p><img src="cowpie-1.webp" alt="A fat, brown, sleepy cow is munching grass."></p>
<p><img src="cowpie-2.webp" alt="The cow lets out a lazy "moooOEeurgh.......""></p>
<p><img src="cowpie-3.webp" alt="The cow suddenly stands stiffly and lets out a surprised "ur!" The grass falls out of its mouth."></p>
<p><img src="cowpie-4.webp" alt="A volcano of poo erupts from the back of the cow so violent it breaks through the edge of the comic panel."></p>
<p>based on a true story.</p>
shots2025-02-18T00:00:00Zurn:uuid:ab94914a-b1a7-3186-b8d8-e0952862e07a<style>
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</style><p><img src="shots-1.webp" alt="Got my shots today. (Crude picture of a needle.)"></p>
<p><img src="shots-2.webp" alt="Shots don't bother me. (Confidently striding down the street in sunglasses.)"></p>
<p><img src="shots-3.webp" alt=""OK and now the second..." (Doctor putting a second comically large needle into my arm while I sweat.)"></p>
<p><img src="shots-4.webp" alt="Should be getting my superpowers any minute now. (Sheepishly holding my arm.)"></p>
chair2025-02-17T00:00:00Zurn:uuid:d17fb67d-b002-39e4-aea0-4d67e85b7ac0<style>
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</style><p><img src="chair-1.webp" alt="This is not a chair. (Picture of an office chair.)"></p>
<p><img src="chair-2.webp" alt="It is a butt holder. (Picture of a fat guy on the office chair.)"></p>
<p><img src="chair-3.webp" alt="A BEHIND MUFFLER!!! (Picture of an astronaut on a rocket chair shooting through space.)"></p>
<p><img src="chair-4.webp" alt="A fart stump. (Picture of a thinker sitting on a tree stump.)"></p>
<p>I warned you this was an arty-farty strip.</p>
pants2025-02-16T00:00:00Zurn:uuid:b4693916-257b-3fed-87e5-2054bbc7e06a<style>
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</style><p><img src="pants-1.webp" alt="I went shopping for pants the other day."></p>
<p><img src="pants-2.webp" alt="Stretchy faux dress pants: $40."></p>
<p><img src="pants-3.webp" alt="Literally just jeans: $100!!!"></p>
<p><img src="pants-4.webp" alt="Truly the clothes of the people."></p>
rhombus2025-02-15T00:00:00Zurn:uuid:ddf888cf-a615-3aba-b85b-631272e78c16<style>
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</style><p><img src="rhombus-1.webp" alt="Ah yes, the rhombus. The most heinous of parallelograms."></p>
<p><img src="rhombus-2.webp" alt="Just look at its slanting angles, its perfect corners..."></p>
<p><img src="rhombus-3.webp" alt="Absolutely scandalous. (The rhombus is blushing.)"></p>
first2024-09-04T00:00:00Zurn:uuid:291c91fb-1a44-35b3-a0b4-45b434f512cc<style>
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</style><p>Welcome to the first toon.</p>
<p>This isn't a <em>~✨ quirky 💅~</em> comic.</p>
<p>This is a comic about facts, truth, and the scientific method.</p>
<p>It's really quite serious.</p>